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Jil Sander sweater, $1,395 / Frame Denim high-waisted jeans / Adidas leather shoes, $98 / Givenchy leather tote, $2,105 / Larsson Jennings black watch, $335 / Ray-Ban round sunglasses, $150
vows at my wedding
me: [clears throat] i would walk through the desert, i would walk down the aisle, i would swim all the oceans just to see you smile….i don’t care what people say when we’re together. you know i wanna be the one to hold you when you sleep. i just want it to be you and I forever. I know you wanna leave, so come on baby be with me so happily… nothing can come between you and i not even the gods abo-
partner: arent those just 1d songs put together
me:
I honestly hate when people say “5SOS fans only pretend to like the bands that the members listen to! They’re stupid!”
Fuck you. A lot of us, myself included, grew up listening to stuff like the Sex Pistols, Rush, The Clash, Motley Crue, Ramones, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, The Runaways, Slipknot, The Misfits, Green Day, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Guns ‘N’ Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Deep Purple, ZZ Top, Twisted Sister, Cream, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc.
I hate this concept that a girl can’t like rock bands, or be “punk-rock”. Tell that to Joan Jett, Ann Wilson, or Stevie Nicks. Who knows? Maybe Nancy Wilson will crack your skull with a guitar. Even more modern rock-based performers, too. Lyn-Z Way would beat you senseless while doing her signature back-bend if she heard you talking like that. If you’re lucky, Taylor Momsen will offer you a sweet punch to the face, and then strangle you with her hair. Win the lottery and Courtney Love will give you an exclusive kick to your saggy testicles while wearing stilettos.
Women can like rock. You know what else? They can be fans of 5 Seconds of Summer at the same time. Oh, and just because a band has a large female fanbase does not make them pop. Now, fuck off.
Finally posting a new smut! Again i apologize for the delay in posting the requests you guys sent in. This idea came to me while i was showering the other day, and holy shit i just had to write it. Ya’ll gonna need Jesus and some Holy water after this hahaha. Also (depending on where you live) i…
Request - morning sex with cALUM
Sorry it’s kind of short but i hope you like it. I will have more of the requests posted tomorrow after school :) okay enjoy!!
~Krissy
Requested ~ No
i honestly have no idea why or how i thought of this but i really liked it once i did so therefore i just had to write it! I’m dying to get the requests i have done so hopefully i can have some of them up soon! love ya faces!
~ Krissy
Request ~ Yesss
There wasn’t really a request statement because my friend *cough cough* ( hemmosbird ) and i were talking about dr. smut and i was like hell yeah I’m gonna write one. So here’s Dr. Luke
There will be a part 2 to this one!!!!PART 2 HERE! Also the person who requested…
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